To all,
This is response to the request for Lyrics to Mountain Dew. I know there was at least one more verse that I used to know but this is all that is coming back to me right now.

Chorus:
Well, that call it that good old mountain dew
And them that refuse it are few (darn few!)
I'll hush my mug if you'll fill up my jug
With that good old Mountain Dew (yahoo!)

Verses:
Well, my Aunt Louise, she did a strip tease
Down at the Burley -Q (or three!)
Well, when she fell off the stage
well it 'twern't from old age
'Twas from sippin that good old Mountain Dew (yahoo!)

Well, my uncle Mort he was sawed off and short
Stood about four foot two (or three!)
But he felt like a giant
If you gave him a pint
Of that good old Mountain Dew (yahoo!)

- Katie Bowden, Camp Wekandu camper of the 1980's, skzb@hotmail.com.

Well my uncle Will's got a still on the hill
Puts out a gallon or two (or three)
Well them buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can't fly
Just from sniffin' that good old Mountain Dew (Yahoo!)

My uncle Tom likes to sit on the john
He'll sit there for an hour or two (or three)
But he'll hop off that pot if you give him a shot of that good old
Mountain Dew (Yahoo!)

My uncle Mort he is sawed off and short
Stands about four-foot-two (or three)
But he feels like a giant if you give him a pint
Of that good old Mountain Dew

Well, my Aunt Maureen's kinda nasty and mean
Cusses 'til your ears turn blue (or pink!)
But she's a real sport once you give her a snort
Of that good old mountain dew!

Randy.

Most Mt. Dew lyrics that I did were created on the spot, but here are some alltime favorites that I didn't see on the site:

My cousin Bo, he's so stupid and slow
He can't even count to two (or three!)
But he'll count up to four
If you give him some more
Of that good ole Mountain Dew

My Aunt Marlene, her teeth are all green
Looks like the top of our pond (or Elk Lake!)
But her teeth will shine white
If you give her a bite
Of that good ole Mountain Dew

My half brother Wyatt is all shut up 'n' quiet
Utters not a word or two
But he'll really start to talk
If you fill up his wok
With that good ole Mountain Dew

Here's an example of an impromptu verse:
My counselor Trow, he always stubs his toe
All but one of 'em is black and blue (or purple!)
But he's sure to watch his step
If you give him a pep
With that good old Mountain Dew

Enjoy!
-P.R.

Hey Stu,

... here are a few I can't remember seeing yet...

The Preacher Russ, he was never known to cuss,
Not even a word or two.
But you should hear him swear if he don't get his share,
of that good ol' Mountain Dew.

My Auntie June as great new perfume.
It's puts out a sweet-smelling pee-eew.
She has no more hair and creates quite a scare,
Since them fumes were from the good ol' Mountain Dew.

My Aunt Louise does a mean old strip-tease'
Down at the Burly-Que.
Well, she fell off the stage, but it t'weren't from old age.
She'd been drinking that good ol' Mountain dew.

My Uncle Jack has a little shack out back.
It's got holes cut out just for two.
But he don't use it anymore cause it's filled to the floor,
With that Good ol' Mountain dew

My cousin Bob is hard at his job,
where he builds houses large and new.
But you should see them lean if he's been on the scene
With that good ol Mountain Dew.